>Subject: Fwd: Amazing.. Unusual Facts>Hehe...read this before, but it's still funny the second time round.

i) If you yelled for>8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy>to heat one cup of coffee.>
(Hardly seems worth it.)>>>

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.>
(Now that's more like it!)>>>

The human heart creates>enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.>>(O.M.G.!)>>>

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.>>
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)>>>>

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to >death.>
(Creepy.)>(I'm still not over the pig.)>>>>

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour>
(Don't try this at home,>maybe at work)>>>

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.>
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)>>>>

The flea can jump>350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a >football>field.>
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)>>

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.>>
(What could be so>tasty on the bottom of a pond?)>>>>

Some lions mate over 50>times a day.>
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)>>>>

Butterflies taste>with their feet.>>
(Something I always wanted to know.)>>

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)>>>

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed>people.>
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)>>>

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.>>
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)>>>

A cat's urine glows under a black light.>>
(I wonder who was paid to>figure that out?)>>>

An ostrich's eye is>bigger than its brain.>>
(>I know some people like that.)>>>

Starfish have no brains>>
(I know some people like that too.)>>>

Polar bears are left-handed.>>
(If they switch, they'll>live a lot longer)>>>

Humans and dolphins are>the only species that have sex for pleasure.>
(What about that pig??)>>>>

(and God loves that PIG)

10 Best Answering Machine Messages*

10. My wife and I can't come to thephone right now, but if you'll leaveyour name and number, we'll get back toyou as soon as we're finished.

9 . Hello, you are talking to amachine.I am capable of receiving messages. Myowners do not need siding, windows or atub, and their carpets are clean. Theygive to charity at the office and don'tneed their picture taken. If you'restill with me, leave your name and homephone number and they will get back toyou.

8 . This is not an answering machine -this is a telepathic thought-recordingdevice. After the tone, think aboutyourname, your number, and your reason forcalling.... and I'll think aboutreturning your call.

7 . Hi! John's answering machine isbroken. This is his refrigerator.Pleasespeak very slowly, and I'll stick yourmessage to myself with one of thesemagnets.

6 . Hi. This is John: If you are thephone company, I already sent themoney.If you are my parents, please sendmoney. If you are my bank, you didn'tlend me enough money. If you are myfriends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS ofmoney.

5 . A is for academics, B is for beer.One of those reasons is why we're nothere. So, leave a message.

4 . Hello! If you leave a message, I'llcall you soon. If you leave a"sexy"message, I'll call sooner.

3 . Hi. Now YOU say something.

2 . Hi. I'm probably home, I'm justavoiding someone I don't like. Leave mea message, and if I don't call back,it's you.

1 . Hello, you've reached Jim andSonya.We can't pick up the phone right now,because we're doing something we reallyenjoy. Sonya likes doing it up anddown,and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message, andwhen we're done brushing our teeth,we'll call you back.

orange!!

colours do a lot to change da way u feel.. maybe dis is wat i should do my thesis on..(goes on9 straight away to do sum research on it... results: nothing dat suitable)
so niway,, was a bit confused bout the whole thing, bout my course and general direction in life and i realised that i took the road not taken as by the poet Robert Frost.. As all my life, i wanted to do medicine and then i got hurled into a local uni to do psychology..i am doin well but i just realised mayb i wasnt cut out for it as i lacked the passion and had no idea wat am i gonna work as.. i just got very nervous as i am da kind of person who needs to control my variables(life on the whole) and not knowing my future sounded taunted me..
but i then i knoe, "god would never give me anything i cant handle" so i knoe i'll be alryt.. its ok to do things u have no particular liking for.. the key to it is not to enjoy doing wat u like but to like wat u do not enjoy"
green..-liquids fav colour.. she has a penchant for all things green.. i love me frens.. they r such sweethearts n have always been there for me wen i truly need them or just to brighten up my day..
i cant believe i am already finishin up my degree, it seems lk just yest wen i entered.. now gotta focus on thesis, then grad and go off to do masters overseas.. prob UK or aust...it all depends on if i wud be able to get a scholarship and got-willing i will.. thanx for all u have given me lord, my frens, family, my good grades and the da unsightly ones to make me work harder, and for my whole life in general...


p.s: sha, quote "They show me the greatness of Christianity and Hinduism while i show them nothing because i'm not Islamic enough. *shaking head* sigh.." it had me rolling on the floor laughing.. u r good the way u r.. we do not have the ability to change our past, but we do have wat it takes to modify and alter da future to suit how u r... hugs

i had enuf of me feelin sorry for myself.. so.. no more complains d..
pretty happy at home.. ermm can i just complain for da last time... ipoh is tooooo hawttt... i so cant stand da heat..burning,.. melting.. have to on da a/c at nyt n wen i take my nap in da afternoon, i wake up drenched in sweat.. hahaha.. terrible.. such a thing called global warming.. sobs
so thus here i am back in my home.. eatin all da time,,watchin all da tv i wan (cut dat out,, only wen dad is not around!! he hogs da tv!! no fair!) n doin absolutely nothing.. meoow.. feelin as lazy as fellow felines..

n ooh.. it feels lk i just entered uni n am alredy entering my final year nex year ... n by nex april i wud alredi be done wid my degree!!! tho i am doin a course i didnt even choose,, i m pretty happy here.. i got a selected group of close frens,, real sweethearts they r... n met sum real nice ppl.. can out any time..go shop anytime.. not necessarily dat i have cash.. but nevertheless knowing there r shoppin malls nearby is a soothing thing for my deprived soul.. got more involved spiritually n truly learnt alot.. i was angry a lot be4,, but now, have learnt to let go.. everything happens for a reason,, n if i were to go tru da same kind of probs agains, i knoe i can deal wid it better second time around.. guess, wid time, u do learn after all..

my sis gettin married soon!!!!! gosh.. dats soon.. i mean we were just kids fooling around wid barbie dolls n legos.. n now,, she's gonna get hitched in lk 2 years n she wud have her own tiny tots.. goodness, time do flies.. n it flies faster as u get older..

i love my life.. n all da precios ppl who colour it.. u knoe who u r.. if i had failed to let u knoe how much u mean to me,, here is a shout out " i love u peepz.. thanx for always being there for me..lotsa love n huggiess..


roomie u gotta a post on me?? aww babe,, im touched.. totally.. i heart u!! <3 (",)